Whole Lotta Trotter

Like I said, the devil's bum juice

I'm excited, nay thrilled, to report that Conjugal Kraken is currently suffering from a particularly agonising bout of gout. But why such joy, you trill? Because medical advice suggests that gout sufferers should avoid yeast extract which means Marmite, the devil's own bum juice and Conjugal Kraken's most coveted treat, need never darken our cupboard doors again. Just the thought of striking it off our weekly shopping list makes me pirouette with delight.
OK, OK, so seeing CK in searing pain is a terrible thing but this has been nicely offset by this latest domestic development don't you think?