Mother Load 2
My last post reminds me of the scene that met me at Kraken Junior's creche one morning...
I drove up to find the creche's security doors open while childminders were scattered liberally about the place, shrieking, standing on chairs and pointing at the fucking enormous spider lounging in the doorway. Really, it was huge. It was growling and chewing on a beagle. Yet the kids, as unfazed as ever, were running about merrily shrieking that Incey Wincey had come to visit them like it was Christmas frigging morning. Never has anything so deadly looking been welcomed so rapturously. Mind you, it's funny how the heftily applied sole of a shoe was never mentioned in the nursery rhyme. The kids didn't half learn something new that day.