And another thing...

Where I keep my chips

Christ, It's nice being able to blog/ write whatever the frig I like. As a journalist there was always the chance that an editor could see my blogging which meant:

a) they'd hate my writing and never commission me

or

b) every one of my posts would have to be pithy and arresting and insightful foreverenever.

Now I can write utter cobblers, though. In fact I have already started. Oooh, and I can swear too. 
Fucketyfuck!