Wiping the drool from my chin

What Krakens want (when they wake)

It's like marmalade!

a) Ear-splitting silence
b) A steaming wee

c) A steaming cuppa

d) A freshly ironed newspaper

e) A nosebag of crumpets garnished with anti-depressants

And no, that's not multiple choice. It's de-frigging-rigeur.

Ok, now that we all know where we stand I can start blogging.